Have You Heard?

Have you heard?
Of my remarkably easy, safe, home treatment for hemorrhoids?
Hemorrhoids can be embarassing as well as chronic. But each time they return you can successfully treat them by applying my new method (in the comfort and privacy of your own home.)
Just takes minutes per day (After each B.M) Lowest cost $25.00 and your money back if you are not satisfied.

Note: My method is not meant to treat cancer or anal fistules or other serious problems. If you don't respond consult your physician (and call me.)